no more blogging!!

guys!!
what am i gonna do!!! i cant blog anymore!!
shit... fuck!!!
well heres y..some punk ass, low life , cocksucking bastard broke into my house!
yes my house got robbed! and obviously they stole my laptop!
fuck!!! i dont know how they managed 2 break in...fuckin bastards!!

thank god no one got hurt...because everybody was asleep..so thats the biggest relief for me!

but still..fuck... my laptop!!! all my important files...all the family pictures..my songs.. my late friends F1 project work, all of it was kept in my laptop! and thats the only laptop at home!

well now im at my friends place.. using his pc..in fact i was at my friends house when my house was robbed yesterday.. n imagine if i was at home ..i would have deffinitely been awake using the internet at that time..which was bout 3 am..so yeah that means the fuckin robbers would have tried 2 hurt me or something...or worse..
so watever it is..alhamdulillah my family is ok..especially my younger sister n brother..god knows wat those bastards could have done..

its been a hard week people..i lost my friend, n now this!
dugaan..terima je larr..r8 guys..
ok so i wont be blogging frequently after this..unless i go to a cc or something(which i doubt i will do..byk rempit kat cc tempat aku)..n of course no chatting!!owh god!!wat am i gonna do..
so dats it guys..bye..gosh im gonna miss u..ill call u or something ok..hopefully i will get a new laptop soon...bye

1) Do you think you're hot ?
hell yeah!! y bother asking...

2) Upload your favourite picture of you!

3) Why do you like that picture ?
because some people say dat u can see a mysterious dark 'lorong' somewhere in this picture




5) The last song you listen to ?
dream on by aerosmith





6) What are you doing right now besides this ?
masturb......haha kidding..r8 now?....waiting for my ass 2 get sore..so dat i can go to sleep..





.7) What name would you prefer besides yours ?
the long one





People to tag :.


1) alep
2) hafiz
3) nabil
4) emira
5) dayang


Who is number one ?
my best friend..also part of the BALLGRABBERS association..its a group where we randomly grab each others balls..for fun..im also in it..hahaha

9) Number three is having a relationship with ?
no one..the player is single ladys..
his no is 0176121961....
yah i tiru idea nada..so wat!



10) Say something about number five ?
puddle..bubbly..flamboyant...she kicked my ass in guitar hero...
owh n i owe her 20 bucks



11) How about number four ?
same with no 5..only less puddle..instead like 2 "cewah" me alot..
i dont owe her money though...i think she owes me some..



12) Who is number two ?
a pajero driving, ex-VIan,teman jalan 2 sembahyang jumaat, genius from college...now hes my friend

dad joke alert!!

i think i wanna start something here.. a column for dad jokes
i think they are just so FUNNY.. dat i should keep it in my blog..so that i can spread the laughter..
cmon i know ur dad does it too..tibe2 he will come up with his lame ass joke.. n u will laugh because of how lame it is.... but then again sometimes it can be funny... . i hope u guys will also post the jokes ur dad makes....
ok let me start off
we were at the table for lunch today..now my fam mmg jarang giler mkn kat table..usually we animals will sit wherever.. on the couch.. on the floor..on mum(wait dat sounds wrong).. as long dok dpn tv..
so somehow this time my dad forced me and my adek 2 sit with him at the table.."2 have some quality family time"..ok so join larr..this is our conversation..

kaiser: daddy.. u know shaza is going to form 4 next year..u know wat dat means.

shaza: shit man..y u have 2 bring dat up now

daddy: idiot, im eating!!

shaza: sorry.

k: ok so my point is.. wat is shaza going to do? wat stream? he is not interested in biology..

s: well, i wanna

(daddy interupts shaza)

at this point i was about 2 put a tasty udang into my mouth when..

d :hah!! this fella.. i know wat hes going to do....he is going 2 be banging balls!!

then there was a moment of pause....i put the udang down..eyes wide open ..mulot ternganga

n then secara serentak...

kaiser & shaza: DADDY! WAT THE HELL!!

mummy(in the kitchen): BABY!! WAT THE FUCK!!

maryane: euwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!daddy!!

daddy: yah he plays football only every evening..so banging balls larr..dats wat i meant


n then me and shaza left the table n sat in front of the tv..didnt say anything further...leaving my dad all alone at da table..

so much for quality family time!!

guys who have blogs are gay?wtf!

ok now it has come to my attention that some WOMEN, think that guys who have blogs are gay!!
what the fuck!!u gotta be kidding me!!
now which tolol came up with that load of crap..
is it wrong? owh is it because a blog is pretty similar 2 a diary?
i didnt know that theres a rule in the "laws of the internet" book stating that guys who have blogs are gay..wtf..



ill tell u y we have blogs...
because we dont have anythingelse to do.. dats y..and i think dats pretty much the same reason with everbodyelse..including girls..
or if its not that, it really is a space for a group of friends 2 know wats going on in each others lives .. pretty much like myspace and facebook only u have more freedom here. and for some its a place 2 spill out their ideas and creativity.

and besides i think it really depends on what the person does with the blog that really matters..
like if a guy chooses 2 wear a shirt.. it depends on how he wears the shirt and whats the design of the shirt that shows if he is gay or not.. because otherwise if u think guys who have blogs are gay.. it will be like saying guys cant wear shirts at all ,because SOME of them who wear it are gay!! hasty generalisation (some shit i learn from english class in college)
am i right?

anyways let me know wat u think?( u better agree with me or ill kick ur ass!!)

now, u can park ur ass and drive!!

hey there people, its that time of the year again. time to get a driving a license..
well at least for some of us. so yeah i know some of ur are busy working ur ass off 2 get a drivers license, and i know how frustrating it is when u start the engine, shift into 1st gear, and see the car do an awesome shuffle move, and then the engine just dies.

so i thougt, 'hey , y dont i share my experience and knowledge and teach these kids how 2 drive'
ok..without any furthe or due.. lets begin!!

1) parking ur rear cheeks inside the car
well 1st of all u will need 2 sit in the car comfortably. and to do this u will need 2 adjust the position of the seat. so if ur a topshop size 8 or 10, u dont have 2 anything honey, ur physique is perfect, and the seat is set 4 u. if ur a topshop size 6, then pull the seat towards the front u skinny bitch!!!and try eating more next time!! and finally if ur a size 16....... ermmm well .. mummy.. u will have 2 ask the examiner for a hummer or a pajero or sumtin... coz i dont think kancils are meant for size 16s. owh n even if some african dude says u have a nice body, dont get 2 excited, check 1st if the seat needs 2 be pulled backwards. ur gonna drive, peoples life are
at stake here.. not the time 2 be naive!!

2)checking the view mirrors
next u will have 2 check the mirrors. make sure that u look good in every single mirror. this will probably a good time 2 put on ur stylo mylo fake sunglasses and check if u missed a spot with ur make up or if the make up u have been using is cheap. finally,reposition the side mirrors so that at a traffic light u can check out any hot babes or dudes in the car next 2 u without getting kantoi.

3)starting the engine
now before u start the engine, u will need to check if the gear is in neutral. to do this, u will need 2 position the stick in the middle and give it a shake. guys are used 2 dis, so girls.. u will need some practice 1st ok..... now u can start the engine. and dont 4get 2 check dat the wiper and signals are all workin. size 6 to size 14 people will have 2 do this because ur using a cheap ass msian kancil. size16s, not so much since u will be using a hummer.see being a size 16 has its benefits........NOT!!!!!!

4)music!!
now, music is key 2 good driving. u need some good music 2 get u moving. so pick a good radio station, like light and easy or something. or better yet, bring a mix cd or sumthing. but then kancils dont have a cd player. they use tapes...urghhh. but hummers and pajeros do!! see another benefit for size 16s....ok ill let u guys have this one.. coz its o'some 2 have nice music 2 jam 2 in a car.

5)moving the car.
ok fasten ur seat belt coz now starts the fun part. first, step on the clutch pedal(the one on the far left) fully until it touches the floor. then with ur foot still stepping on the clutch, shift the gear into 1st. now starts the tricky part, the part where if u screw up, will make the car do the 'chicken head' dance. so here is how u do it r8. after u have shift the gear into 1st, u will need 2 release ur foot from the clutch. but dont release it 2 fast like some snake bit ur ass or sumtin. but release it slowly and stop half way until the car starts 2 move slowly. here is one good example how 2 release it, imagine stepping on a big lump of shit on the side of the road, u know hw u will lift ur foot slowly 2 check ur shoe but at the same time disgusted that u have stepped on shit and thinking "owh god, y me?y my favourite shoes?!!!!".....yah dat is how u should release ur foot.
okie dokie, now that the car is moving. press on the accelaration pedal. and then change the gear by stepping on the clutch 1st and then repeat the "stepped on shit" move. now, ur ready 2 smile n get on the road.

ok now im not gonna elaborate on road rules..
red means stop. green means go. yellow means step on it, u can make it. im sure u all know dat r8, i mean cmon, dont u watch those ads on tv. even kids playing in the playgorund know it.

so now, wat if ur really nervous and ur afraid dat u will screw up ur driving test?
well i have a couple of suggestions.
1st of all, 4get bout that jeans and shirt, and go for that skanky dress hiding in ur closet. make sure it does not exceed ur knees and it makes the best of ur ASSets. then,drop that avon perfume, and dab on some Burberry.
wats dat?no money? wazza larr babe!!duhh..
next, when u enter the car.. say "how u doin?"(in a joey tribbiani way).
n then when u fasten ur seat belt, place the belt in between those assests of urs. yeah like how u did it in high school with ur sling bags..yeah i know u did.
finally, 2 really ace dat test, give that stick in the middle a gentle rub and a couple of shakes 2 check if its neutral.( im talkin bout the gear stick, u dirty minded kid).
ok, so i know ur smart enough 2 know that this works only if ur a chick, n the examiner is a guy not a lady(u wouldnt wont 2 be labelled a bitch now would u). owh n do it only if u drive the kancil ..if u know wat i mean.


so dats about it people..i guess i have done my part in helping some of u..they are really helpful n im sure they will work. so dont 4get i helped u, n give me a ride once in a while when u get ur licence. im gettin tired of ridin in red fury.....(u know i didnt mean that nada)
ok good luck people!!!

p.s:depending on the reponse i get from this post, maybe i can teach u guys how 2 race a car!!
coz i coulnt help but overhear that some of u kids wanna race each other..ok!!!

care and cherish those around u

on friday people, i had 2 witness something no friend would want 2 see.. his friends funeral. yes as hard as the news of his death shockingly hit us all, me and my friends had 2 face another heart breaking step, placing our beloved friend in his final resting place. so yesterday morning we all gathered at his house, waiting for his body 2 arrive from perak. during that long n heart aching wait, all we could do was console each other and reminisce about the good times we had with arwah. there i came 2 know that i wasnt the only one who had a long and sleepless night.
after that the jenazah arrived, n then it hit me.. am i ready 2 see my friend in that state? should i go in n see him or should i just remember him for how he was? i didnt really made up my mind, but somehow i found myself making my way into the house along with all my other friends. n then i saw my beloved friend, lying there covered in white linen, leaving only his face 2 be seen by those who mattered 2 him. what struck me instantly as i looked at him was dat he seemed as if he was just sleeping (we were in an asrama u see, so i remember very well how he looks when hes asleep).he seemed calm. n at that point, tears were rolling down my face again. i couldnt help it. the fact that he looks like hes about 2 wake up, but at the same time knowing that he never will. all i could do was turn 2 my friends and just let each others presence take the pain away.
later, we moved 2 da cemetery. here we placed our friend in his final resting place where he will forever remain in peace. and just like that, my journey with a wonderful friend has ended, for the second time in my life.

yes i have lost a friend before, n that was in from 3. but sadly i didnt get the chance 2 meet her before her death because i was at home suffering from an injury i picked while playing sports.


after the lost of my friend imad, i cant help but sit n thinkwat if i lose another friend, or even worse wat if im next. i guess dat is y Allah took away such a nice person. because this is gods way of telling us 2 remember his presence, and dat anything can happen 2 anybody at anytime.

really people, all i can say is cherish those around u , be it ur family or ur friends. u may never know when will be the last time u will see them. u dont have 2 go and let them know everyday that u love them. just be nice to them and and always make sure u are there for them, even if it means a single phone call. we tend 2 regret not spending time with a person that we have lost. so make sure that u do all everything u can and not live with this regret one day.

im happy 2 have such nice and caring friends around me and that in recent times i have met more wonderful people through them.( yes im talkin bout u guys)

so if it means anything, i just want 2 say that u guys(all my friends) mean a lot to me and i will always care and cherish u guys in the best way i can.

p.s: dont hesitate 2 say the same thing 2 ur friends. especially those that u havent talked 2 in a long time.they will always welcome ur greeting.

u will be missed imaduddin

call it ironic or fitting..but i think i made this blog just in time 2 express my grief over somebody who meant a lot to me. i cant believe i am about to type this following sentence....
today at 7.00pm, on the 20th of november, i lost a dear friend of myne.
muhammad imaduddin bin taelip. he passed away due to a heart failure at his university in perak(university petrosains perak). he was playing football with his friends when he suddenly collapsed and fainted.
imad was my classmate for 3 years and he was my friend throughout my schooling years at Science Selangor. he was my compassionate teammate in my 'F1 in schools' team and also my teammate in our school basketball team.
i just cant find the words 2 describe imad, in fact i cant believe i can actually find the strength in me r8 now 2 type this post because my heart is just filled with sadness over the lost of my good friend. but if it was one thing that i will remember imad for is his passion and determination 2 move on and complete a certain task. he was that guy who will step up 2 the ocassion and do what other people cant do or are just 2 ashamed 2 do. he doesnt mind what other people think. that is another thing about him. he is humble in his own ways but he makes sure he doesnt get pushed around which makes him even more productive in carrying out his duty.



last year we were both in the schools basketball team where we actually made it 2 da national final rounds for the first time in 6 years. he was a better player than me and of course he was in the 1st team. during that competition, he had a heart failure but god gave us the chance 2 live with him for another year and he recovered well from that. from there on he was advised not to take part in sports again. and he never did, but this time all he wanted was 2 have a brief fun moment with his friends, whom im sure he cared so much about. but sadly this time he was unfortunate because he didnt receive medical attantion in time and that is how my dear friend left this world to be with Allah S.W.T.
if i was asked 2 recall and choose from the many good times i had with imad, i will say it has 2 be in form 4 when we and another 2 of our friends formed a team and competed in the F1 in schools racing competition. it was during this time that i discovered how talented imad was. he was exceptionally good in using the computer for designing our team car and he proved back then y he was an aspiring designer and engineer. i was there with him and i remember very well how focussed he was and how much effort he put into designing the car. but more than anything i remember how he was there for me when i faced a lot of pressure in leading the team. i lead the team, but he lead me. in a way he kept the team together. which is why we managed 2 make it to the top 8 in the country. our car received a lot of praises for its design and we all knew who we had 2 thank for that.





Imads masterpiece...just to show how brilliant he was.



great times...
from left:eizaaz, imaduddin, me and afiq.
we were at our team sponsor's headquarters, tamiya.







allahyarham muhammad imaduddin bin taelip
(1990-2008)

so long buddy, i wish i could have spent more time with u.
thank u for everything and im gonna miss u badly .
i know ur in the presence of those loved by Allah right now.

Al-Fatehah.

Support SUGAR n SPICE!!!

so 2day i had a day out with my mom and sister . well not exactly with my sister, cos we had 2 send her 2 her dance school in klang cos she had her audition 2day, which she passed( proud of u maryane). so now she qualifies for the solo dance final competition, and if she wins that she will get a dance scholarship at some exclusive dance academy in melbourne.woohoo...keep ur fingers crossed everybody n pray for her, cos i want her room here at home!!!!...hahahahaha..but seriously.. i want her room..as heartless as i may sound..of cos i will be sad if my baby sister goes 2 australia..
ill be sad because dier potong que man!!!i'm suppose 2 go there 1st!!!tension larr, coz the way i see it..im the cooler, life in the fab lane brother.. hahahahaha...good luck baby girl..

anywhoos,so after dropping her, me n my mom went restaurant hunting...
so we passed damansara coz we needed 2 go to jln duta at the time..n then while driving i went "i know where 2 go!!" kelana jaya..this spot was made famous by nada em n dayang....we went there 2 eat ikan fairy bakar.. n i went there subsequently with em n nada 2 lepak at this mamak shop.. i like this spot because its so clean teratur..n there so many shops 2 choose from..n most importantly there is subway here..besides i have some nice memories here...it is here that for the 1st time in my life..somebody actually gave my hanky a name... i have my 2 "just dance" partners 2 thank for dat..they called it CICI...embarassing i know but it was my mistake...i used it 2 wipe my phlegm n it tercicir(tercicir?hey is dat y u call it cici?) out of my pocket n it was on redfurys back seat.. n then they found it and paraded the hanky in the middle of the road...malu ok...they thought i carry a hanky everyday....but i was sick ok!!!!
alamak im suppose 2 talk bout my lunch with mom.. okok..so we reached this spot n my mom liked the place..so were lookin for a nice restaurant 2 eat at..n then we found this cafe called SUGAR n SPICE..ok so we gave it a shot..the restaurant is ala2 secret recipe...but less cakes of cos..i ordered lamb chop...which i dont normally order..but after that lunch with dayangs mom(thx again dayang!!) at tarbush..im beginning 2 have a sweet spot for lamb.. so my mom ordered nasi paprik seafood(my mum doesnt eat meat like chicken beef n lamb)..now when we checked out the price..we thought..the price was usual larr...but then when they served the food..
omg!!banyak gilerr!!my lamb chop was ok larr..but the nasi paprik!!damn!! 7 giant prawns..on one plate.. n nasi dierr byk giler..at that point i was regretting not ordering that..so we ate the food.. n later we wondered how does the owner pull this off..
nice and exclusive setting..but reasonably cheap food with large quantities. n it was deylisios 2.
so my mum called the owner.. a nice petit looking malay lady..n we asked her..."how do u do it?"
so she told us.."well if i go to a place 2 eat..this is wat i would want..n this is how much i would pay" ....wow!!so apparently she doesnt care about profit..but she says dat she has passion for the food business..n she just wants do an honest job....me n my mom was taken back by this babe..
n then we asked her her name n all larr..so khadijah(name pown indah giler) or jiji as she asked 2 be referred as, has a husband who is the chef at the place and also a cute kid.. n then she went on to tell us about how she hopes people will appreciate her style n how she hopes that more people will eat at her place...coz apparently there are not much people who come 2 her place...she says dat they all prefer mamak...ironic really considering mamak are getting 2 pricy these days.. we felt really sad ok for this babe..coz shes young and has a family..but still has sticks 2 her principles..wow.. so ok...me n mum told her that we will be bringing the whole family next time..n we will be visitng the place more often..
n i pulak told her dat i will be bringing my friends next time..sooooooooooo...
people...im counting on u now 2 help sugar n spice ok.. ( y do i say people as if many people are reading my blog ...hahahaha...so dat means its up 2 u 3...yah u guys...em nada n day!!)
so u guys try 2 spread the word ok..its a nice place...x de larr variety sgt diernyer food..but if u help them..im sure it will become an awesome place.. n next sem..we will try this place ok ...after class...ok now go!! spread the word!!
owh n i know im suppose 2 take pictures of the place n all.. but i forgot ok...im still a rookie blogger..maybe next time i will..

im a blogger now

hey. im a blogger. wow!!
to think that at one point i had no idea what blogging is. well, theres always time for new things r8.i have no idea how to write a blog yet and im still figuring out how it will look like once i post it. so lets just ignore all of dat 4 a sec, n take a look at my path towards becoming a blogger.
first of all i went 2 sunway. now y i went 2 sunway?well because apparently monash is 2 cheap 2 have its own pre-u department on its campus.(so if people ask me where im studying, i have 2 say sunway...bummer..) so, im here because this lovely lady at nilai university told me that i should do biomedical science in monash, not nilai. thats how i went 2 sunway and do monashs foundation there. well another reason will be because i didnt get a scholarship, but thats a heavily emotional one. so i will leave dat for another post ok.

anyways, little did i know that at sunway, i will meet 2 lovely people, em n day (awww). this is where my blogging journey starts because one of them has a blog while th other doesnt even have an email(something i find weird in todays world). n so the blogger will be emira a.k.a gigi besi. cool.so she is my first friend who has a blog while dayang is my 1st freind who doesnt have an email, osome. n then came nada, another lovely ass who happens 2 be a friend of em n day,n she has a blog 2. so 2 friends with a blog. for the next few months, their blogs became one of my frequently visited sites. at 1st it was so exciting coz they will put in a lot of cools funny stuff.. but then their fingers got as heavy as their asses..n they didnt update their blogs frequently..b4 that i was ready 2 get a blog..but then i changed my mind..
but hey ......now..their bloggerly active...n with lots of pushing from em..
woohoo!! so ok i thought it is time...
i need 2 start a blog.. i just need 2 get all these things out of my head..i need 2 highlight all the things that happens 2 me(ceh touchy2 plak).... n i think its cool how some people spill out their creativity in their blog.(that will be reza dayang).something i really wanna do.. so ok here it goes..dont mock the way i blog ok..im a rookie..

p.s:just before i finished this post i just found out that dayang has an email!!!.. n im chattin with her r8 now..hahahaha