this is a direct response to EMIRA's post entitled OX fight. in which she tries 2 ridicule me. this is my comeback.
babe.. i just malas nak type byk2. dont want 2 bullshit alot..coz apparently thats what u have been doin.
n i dont know where u got ur information from.. but im just gonna use what i got from WIKIPEDIA!( the most reliable source on the internet!).
Ox
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Oxen (singular ox) are bovines trained as draught animals. Often they are adult, castrated males. In New England and Maritime Canada, the term oxen refers to trained steers at least four years of age. Prior to age four they are referred to as handy steers. Oxen are used for ploughing, transport, hauling cargo, threshing grain by trampling, powering machines for grinding grain, irrigation or other purposes, and drawing carts and wagons. Oxen were commonly used to skid logs in forests, and sometimes still are, in low-impact select-cut logging. Oxen are most often used in teams of two, paired, for light work such as carting. In the past, teams might have been larger, with some teams exceeding twenty animals when used for logging.
so there u have it..the TRUE meaning of the word OX. in this article nothing was mentioned bout species(EM) or long hair(day).
but what it does say is that ox refers to cows, bovines or even buffalos that are used for certain purposes.thus my initial definition at the cafe was the closest. its another word for cow.owh n u will have see what bovine means.
heres the link if u still dont believe me!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ox
in ur face EM!!!
still love u em n day!
p.s: i wanted 2 use an image that says in ur face.googled it but i came up with the simpsons pic that u used also. so i guess we both googled the same thing..hahaha
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
doa sebelum belajar: for me and nada
"Robbi zidni ilman warzuqnii fahman”
artinya:Ya Allah, tambahkanlah ilmu pengetahuanku dan berilah aku kefahaman.
here..u use it wisely..
artinya:Ya Allah, tambahkanlah ilmu pengetahuanku dan berilah aku kefahaman.
here..u use it wisely..
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
in my face
2day i had a maths test..its part of my internal assessment.. meaning it will be accounted for my final exam marks..
so this is what happened..
scene 1
at the maths class..
i finally understood the probability part...
n i was paying full attention in class n i was answering all the questions the teacher asked..
i was damn happy coz i am ready for the exam which starts at 4 pm.
scene 2
at the cafeteria..
dayang sedang bertungkus lumus belajar..just before the exam
dayang: babe, i taw larr u pandai.. but study larr!
me: babe, i already studied everything, just relaxing my mind...dont worry ..i know what im
doin.
scene 3
outside the exam hall
athirah ramli:babe, how come u looked so relaxed
me: i told u r8 bout being confident..just be relaxed.. then u can take out all the information in ur head easily.
a: how? what are u thinkin bowt 2 be relaxed? are u thinkin bout football?
me:omg!yes..how u know? i am thinkin bout liverpool now..
scene 4
after the exam
kaiser: SHIT...SHIT...SHIT...FUCK MAN!!!!! babe.. i ade careless mistake.. i baru je prasan..but x sempat nak betulkan..they were collecting the paper already!shit man!!! 7 marks that question babe! and total is only 52..babe...thats a lot!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!
scene 5
at the college cafe(dayang n the rest da bela da)
amir: hey were u able 2 answer the question about the basketball thingy?
me:basketball? there werent any questions mentioning basketball.....r8?
amir:dude,, there was.question 7..at the back page.
me: what?!?!?!there was a question at the back?
at this point i was just speechless... n had nothing 2 say..
it was an easy paper, but i had one careless mistake,n i left 1 question..
15 marks down the drain..
thats when.. amir says this
"thats y..i told u 2 bace doa r8 b4 class n b4 exam,
i bace n u see, nothing also"
AMIR!!!! ARGHHH!!DONT HAVE 2 RUB IT IN MY FACE!!
so this is what happened..
scene 1
at the maths class..
i finally understood the probability part...
n i was paying full attention in class n i was answering all the questions the teacher asked..
i was damn happy coz i am ready for the exam which starts at 4 pm.
scene 2
at the cafeteria..
dayang sedang bertungkus lumus belajar..just before the exam
dayang: babe, i taw larr u pandai.. but study larr!
me: babe, i already studied everything, just relaxing my mind...dont worry ..i know what im
doin.
scene 3
outside the exam hall
athirah ramli:babe, how come u looked so relaxed
me: i told u r8 bout being confident..just be relaxed.. then u can take out all the information in ur head easily.
a: how? what are u thinkin bowt 2 be relaxed? are u thinkin bout football?
me:omg!yes..how u know? i am thinkin bout liverpool now..
scene 4
after the exam
kaiser: SHIT...SHIT...SHIT...FUCK MAN!!!!! babe.. i ade careless mistake.. i baru je prasan..but x sempat nak betulkan..they were collecting the paper already!shit man!!! 7 marks that question babe! and total is only 52..babe...thats a lot!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!
scene 5
at the college cafe(dayang n the rest da bela da)
amir: hey were u able 2 answer the question about the basketball thingy?
me:basketball? there werent any questions mentioning basketball.....r8?
amir:dude,, there was.question 7..at the back page.
me: what?!?!?!there was a question at the back?
at this point i was just speechless... n had nothing 2 say..
it was an easy paper, but i had one careless mistake,n i left 1 question..
15 marks down the drain..
thats when.. amir says this
"thats y..i told u 2 bace doa r8 b4 class n b4 exam,
i bace n u see, nothing also"
AMIR!!!! ARGHHH!!DONT HAVE 2 RUB IT IN MY FACE!!
amir..
hey..sup? how u guys doin? mos was good..again sometime soon ok..
ANYWAYS.. u people mmg cannot leave me if i dont post anything huh?
day: *burung berkicauan,plastic sampah rolling,crickets singing.*
nada: i suggest u update n tell us a story
so ive got one..well u ll its bout today..but 2 begin with i have 2 talk about my housemate amir
well his name is amir anak zakaria..bapak dier datok!
but he is a nice guy larr..at 1st i thought he was like those sombong, belagak punye anak datok larr..
but turns out he is a very nice guy..
this is amir,dont know what the hell he is doing
so, the thing is amir nie x de larr alim sgt.. not that i am.. but its because die stop blaja agama time form 3, n then he went 2 international school.. n then da x blaja agama da..
that means dier x sembahyang sgt (smbhyg jumaat je), like me also..but still he is a nice guy..like me also
n when i came back from chinese new year hols ...ntah cam mane ..this fella dpt hidayah larr..
coz i nampak dier pki kopiah..about 2 pray..
he nearly gave me a heart attack..damn..i was like shocked..but the funny thing about the whole thing is when he asks about sembahyang..
like that one time..we got back from college .. n he just took his wuduk..n bentang sejadah..
n then asked me..weh skarang waktu ape arr?
the other one was when he called his mom..2 ask bout wat time is maghrib.
this is how he asks his mom:
"mak,.skarang waktu masok ape?" instead of skarang masok waktu ape?
anyhow..his mom then sent him a message for all the timings..
n now he is even advising me..
he saw me studying without bace doa dulu, n mentang2 dier bace skarang, he advised me larr..
this all 2 funny because the amir i once knew will like laugh at all these things..
bt whatever it is i am glad he dpt hidayah now..n doing what he is doing..
just dont keep reminding me im the biggest setan now in the house, amir!!
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
ADVENTURE!!
owh i forgot 2 tell u bout my adventure..
me n my friends were supposed 2 just chill in kl...but we diverted n ended up in genting at 1am on a weekday...so i drove down back from genting at 3.30 am and reached casa at 5am... 2 hours later went 2 class with eyes that looks like a panda's. ok u now
know my bloody awesome adventure..
uhhh..im like......soooooooo..freakkkin awesome(in a bitchy cheerleader way).
me n my friends were supposed 2 just chill in kl...but we diverted n ended up in genting at 1am on a weekday...so i drove down back from genting at 3.30 am and reached casa at 5am... 2 hours later went 2 class with eyes that looks like a panda's. ok u now
know my bloody awesome adventure..
uhhh..im like......soooooooo..freakkkin awesome(in a bitchy cheerleader way).
Saturday, January 17, 2009
im back!!!
back by popular demand!!guess whos back!!
its me!!
the pimp!!
the daddy!!
the jokester!!
the everything!! (everything good and cool)
hahahaha...lol!!
hey people...those robbers aint gonna stop me from blogging.
im unstoppable...(well maybe i was 4 a couple of months)
but hey now im back, i guess i owe that 2 NADHA ASSALARR..
who FYI..wrote a post about me!! but she wrote a post about me because i, the jokester, made a great joke..so in a way.. im bloggin again because of me!! yey me!!!
no larr nada just kiddin its because of u...or not.. seriously though.. just kiddin..not...okok..its u nada assalarr!!
owh n i know some people have been waiting anxiously for me 2 blog again.. like gayang murili(sorry my gift doesnt fit u)..
sorry for keeping u waiting guys.. i thought ill just wait until my name disappears from qynns list of latest blogs on her page...but smpi skarang x ilang2 agi..
n i was waiting 4 something interesting 2 happen so that i can blog again.. n something did happen...ill tell u bout my amazing adventure sometime soon ok!!
for now...im back!!!!
its me!!
the pimp!!
the daddy!!
the jokester!!
the everything!! (everything good and cool)
hahahaha...lol!!
hey people...those robbers aint gonna stop me from blogging.
im unstoppable...(well maybe i was 4 a couple of months)
but hey now im back, i guess i owe that 2 NADHA ASSALARR..
who FYI..wrote a post about me!! but she wrote a post about me because i, the jokester, made a great joke..so in a way.. im bloggin again because of me!! yey me!!!
no larr nada just kiddin its because of u...or not.. seriously though.. just kiddin..not...okok..its u nada assalarr!!
owh n i know some people have been waiting anxiously for me 2 blog again.. like gayang murili(sorry my gift doesnt fit u)..
sorry for keeping u waiting guys.. i thought ill just wait until my name disappears from qynns list of latest blogs on her page...but smpi skarang x ilang2 agi..
n i was waiting 4 something interesting 2 happen so that i can blog again.. n something did happen...ill tell u bout my amazing adventure sometime soon ok!!
for now...im back!!!!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
no more blogging!!
guys!!
what am i gonna do!!! i cant blog anymore!!
shit... fuck!!!
well heres y..some punk ass, low life , cocksucking bastard broke into my house!
yes my house got robbed! and obviously they stole my laptop!
fuck!!! i dont know how they managed 2 break in...fuckin bastards!!
thank god no one got hurt...because everybody was asleep..so thats the biggest relief for me!
but still..fuck... my laptop!!! all my important files...all the family pictures..my songs.. my late friends F1 project work, all of it was kept in my laptop! and thats the only laptop at home!
well now im at my friends place.. using his pc..in fact i was at my friends house when my house was robbed yesterday.. n imagine if i was at home ..i would have deffinitely been awake using the internet at that time..which was bout 3 am..so yeah that means the fuckin robbers would have tried 2 hurt me or something...or worse..
so watever it is..alhamdulillah my family is ok..especially my younger sister n brother..god knows wat those bastards could have done..
its been a hard week people..i lost my friend, n now this!
dugaan..terima je larr..r8 guys..
ok so i wont be blogging frequently after this..unless i go to a cc or something(which i doubt i will do..byk rempit kat cc tempat aku)..n of course no chatting!!owh god!!wat am i gonna do..
so dats it guys..bye..gosh im gonna miss u..ill call u or something ok..hopefully i will get a new laptop soon...bye
what am i gonna do!!! i cant blog anymore!!
shit... fuck!!!
well heres y..some punk ass, low life , cocksucking bastard broke into my house!
yes my house got robbed! and obviously they stole my laptop!
fuck!!! i dont know how they managed 2 break in...fuckin bastards!!
thank god no one got hurt...because everybody was asleep..so thats the biggest relief for me!
but still..fuck... my laptop!!! all my important files...all the family pictures..my songs.. my late friends F1 project work, all of it was kept in my laptop! and thats the only laptop at home!
well now im at my friends place.. using his pc..in fact i was at my friends house when my house was robbed yesterday.. n imagine if i was at home ..i would have deffinitely been awake using the internet at that time..which was bout 3 am..so yeah that means the fuckin robbers would have tried 2 hurt me or something...or worse..
so watever it is..alhamdulillah my family is ok..especially my younger sister n brother..god knows wat those bastards could have done..
its been a hard week people..i lost my friend, n now this!
dugaan..terima je larr..r8 guys..
ok so i wont be blogging frequently after this..unless i go to a cc or something(which i doubt i will do..byk rempit kat cc tempat aku)..n of course no chatting!!owh god!!wat am i gonna do..
so dats it guys..bye..gosh im gonna miss u..ill call u or something ok..hopefully i will get a new laptop soon...bye
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