Tuesday, February 10, 2009

FYI !! I was r8!

this is a direct response to EMIRA's post entitled OX fight. in which she tries 2 ridicule me. this is my comeback.

babe.. i just malas nak type byk2. dont want 2 bullshit alot..coz apparently thats what u have been doin.


n i dont know where u got ur information from.. but im just gonna use what i got from WIKIPEDIA!( the most reliable source on the internet!).





Ox
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Oxen (singular ox) are bovines trained as draught animals. Often they are adult, castrated males. In New England and Maritime Canada, the term oxen refers to trained steers at least four years of age. Prior to age four they are referred to as handy steers. Oxen are used for ploughing, transport, hauling cargo, threshing grain by trampling, powering machines for grinding grain, irrigation or other purposes, and drawing carts and wagons. Oxen were commonly used to skid logs in forests, and sometimes still are, in low-impact select-cut logging. Oxen are most often used in teams of two, paired, for light work such as carting. In the past, teams might have been larger, with some teams exceeding twenty animals when used for logging.








so there u have it..the TRUE meaning of the word OX. in this article nothing was mentioned bout species(EM) or long hair(day).


but what it does say is that ox refers to cows, bovines or even buffalos that are used for certain purposes.thus my initial definition at the cafe was the closest. its another word for cow.owh n u will have see what bovine means.

heres the link if u still dont believe me!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ox




in ur face EM!!!


still love u em n day!

p.s: i wanted 2 use an image that says in ur face.googled it but i came up with the simpsons pic that u used also. so i guess we both googled the same thing..hahaha

Thursday, February 5, 2009

doa sebelum belajar: for me and nada

"Robbi zidni ilman warzuqnii fahman”

artinya:Ya Allah, tambahkanlah ilmu pengetahuanku dan berilah aku kefahaman.

here..u use it wisely..

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

in my face

2day i had a maths test..its part of my internal assessment.. meaning it will be accounted for my final exam marks..

so this is what happened..


scene 1
at the maths class..
i finally understood the probability part...
n i was paying full attention in class n i was answering all the questions the teacher asked..
i was damn happy coz i am ready for the exam which starts at 4 pm.


scene 2
at the cafeteria..
dayang sedang bertungkus lumus belajar..just before the exam

dayang: babe, i taw larr u pandai.. but study larr!
me: babe, i already studied everything, just relaxing my mind...dont worry ..i know what im
doin.


scene 3
outside the exam hall
athirah ramli:babe, how come u looked so relaxed
me: i told u r8 bout being confident..just be relaxed.. then u can take out all the information in ur head easily.
a: how? what are u thinkin bowt 2 be relaxed? are u thinkin bout football?
me:omg!yes..how u know? i am thinkin bout liverpool now..

scene 4
after the exam
kaiser: SHIT...SHIT...SHIT...FUCK MAN!!!!! babe.. i ade careless mistake.. i baru je prasan..but x sempat nak betulkan..they were collecting the paper already!shit man!!! 7 marks that question babe! and total is only 52..babe...thats a lot!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!



scene 5
at the college cafe(dayang n the rest da bela da)
amir: hey were u able 2 answer the question about the basketball thingy?
me:basketball? there werent any questions mentioning basketball.....r8?
amir:dude,, there was.question 7..at the back page.
me: what?!?!?!there was a question at the back?

at this point i was just speechless... n had nothing 2 say..
it was an easy paper, but i had one careless mistake,n i left 1 question..
15 marks down the drain..

thats when.. amir says this
"thats y..i told u 2 bace doa r8 b4 class n b4 exam,
i bace n u see, nothing also"

AMIR!!!! ARGHHH!!DONT HAVE 2 RUB IT IN MY FACE!!

amir..

hey..sup? how u guys doin? mos was good..again sometime soon ok..

ANYWAYS.. u people mmg cannot leave me if i dont post anything huh?


day: *burung berkicauan,plastic sampah rolling,crickets singing.*


nada: i suggest u update n tell us a story



so ive got one..well u ll its bout today..but 2 begin with i have 2 talk about my housemate amir

well his name is amir anak zakaria..bapak dier datok!

but he is a nice guy larr..at 1st i thought he was like those sombong, belagak punye anak datok larr..

but turns out he is a very nice guy..


this is amir,dont know what the hell he is doing
so, the thing is amir nie x de larr alim sgt.. not that i am.. but its because die stop blaja agama time form 3, n then he went 2 international school.. n then da x blaja agama da..
that means dier x sembahyang sgt (smbhyg jumaat je), like me also..but still he is a nice guy..like me also
n when i came back from chinese new year hols ...ntah cam mane ..this fella dpt hidayah larr..
coz i nampak dier pki kopiah..about 2 pray..
he nearly gave me a heart attack..damn..i was like shocked..but the funny thing about the whole thing is when he asks about sembahyang..
like that one time..we got back from college .. n he just took his wuduk..n bentang sejadah..
n then asked me..weh skarang waktu ape arr?
the other one was when he called his mom..2 ask bout wat time is maghrib.
this is how he asks his mom:
"mak,.skarang waktu masok ape?" instead of skarang masok waktu ape?
anyhow..his mom then sent him a message for all the timings..
n now he is even advising me..
he saw me studying without bace doa dulu, n mentang2 dier bace skarang, he advised me larr..
this all 2 funny because the amir i once knew will like laugh at all these things..
bt whatever it is i am glad he dpt hidayah now..n doing what he is doing..
just dont keep reminding me im the biggest setan now in the house, amir!!